They literally portrayed Ricky Gervais as Satan in an advertisement for the 2011 Golden Globes.
We should be thankful insulting celebrities is all he did.
Further proof that all you need to do to uglify yourself is pull back your hair and put on some glasses. Just go with it!
“When I was thirteen, I had my first love.” - Ludacris
How many effing songs does Ludacris have on the radio right now? My guess is ____.
1. “Baby” by Justin Bieber, ft. Ludacris
2. “How Low” by Ludacris
3. “My Chick Bad” by Ludacris & Nicki Minaj
4. “Break Your Heart” by Taio Cruz, ft. Ludacris
4’s a lot, right? Anyway, wondering if there’s even more being played. Every hour. Every time I sit in the car.
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Week in Review: Lady Gaga and LOST
i was once asked why lady gaga was considered such a big deal, what exactly was she doing to pop music that was such a big deal. i’m starting to realize that this person just clearly didn’t understand pop music. and it was difficult to articulate lady gaga to someone who just won’t get it. anyway, i think i figured out a way to explain it: listen to a rupaul album. that album is just GAY. and i love it. i downloaded the whole album on itunes after having a complete rupaul’s drag race marathon during christmas weekend. but let’s be real, it’s GAY. anyway, if you now listen to lady gaga, it’s…kinda very similar.
RuPaul, Cover Girl
Valet my limousine Box office sweetie, an Oscar nominee Now watch me snatch trophies Walk…Now walk…(and what?) Pump and bump it Pump it and bump, bump it
Lady Gaga, Bad Romance:
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah Roma, Roma-ma GaGa, ooh la la Want your bad romance
Walk, walk fashion baby Work it, move that bitch crazy Walk, walk fashion baby Work it, move that bitch crazy
but gaga is different from rupaul in that she’s still accessible enough for cheerleaders and hipsters alike to enjoy. it’s just awesome. she’s changing pop music for a huge amount of people. she’s like the beatles, only fabulous.
And onto Lost…
yeah okay, so now sayid doesn’t have feelings, now he’s fucking BORING TO WATCH.
thoughts of tina fey doppelganger on lost: it was either this or the 30 rock porn.
why won’t anyone give claire a bath?? SHE CRAZY YALL. SOMEONE NEEDS TO GIVE THAT GIRL A BATH. And comb that shit for real.
Whoa fuck did Locke just give Claire permission to fuck Kate up after he gets all the candidates?
Locke: A wise man once said that war is coming to this island. (Locke checks out Widmore) Locke: I think it just got here.
OH SHIT IT’S ON FOR SERIOUS.
Can I get a Desmond episode up in herrrrrrre?
Last night I dreamed that I had an hour to get a paper handed in for class, but class is in NY and I’m in LA! And in dream world it would take exactly 19 hours to get that paper delivered. This was all soon moot, when I walked into a synagogue, and Rider Strong approached me, shirtless, put his arm around me, and asked me to stay at the service with him. Yes, Rider, I replied. I will stay.
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“Rich Girl”, The Bird and the Bee
Current jam. Perfect blend of Bird and the Bee’s sound with Hall & Oates infectious poppiness. Makes me nostalgic for the days when I relied on the old man’s money.
inaugural post.
it’s 12:43 am, and i’ve put off doing everything i meant to do tonight - cooking, paying off my parking tickets, and shaving my legs - to watch a copious amount of television on my computer. looks like i’ll be sleeping in and skipping gym tomorrow, so i should at least start this blog i’ve been talking about starting for the past few months, so today’s not a total wash.
